{"product_id":"in-my-defense-im-hormonal™-mildly-feral-statement-mug","title":"In My Defense, I'm Hormonal™ | Mildly Feral Statement Mug","description":"Your Honor, I'd like to plead perimenopause.\u003cbr\u003e\nListen, I was perfectly pleasant three mood swings ago. What happened after that is between me, my hormones, and the Lord.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe In My Defense, I'm Hormonal™ Statement Mug is for the woman navigating hot flashes, unsolicited opinions, disappearing patience, and the occasional urge to tell somebody exactly where they can shove their advice.\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing playful retro typography, soft earthy tones, and feminine floral accents, this mug is proof that you can appreciate pretty things while being one minor inconvenience away from losing your entire damn mind.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy You'll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nRetro-inspired design with playful floral accents.\u003cbr\u003e\nA hilariously relatable statement for women navigating hormonal chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee, tea, or whatever helps you tolerate humanity.\u003cbr\u003e\nA great gift for your favorite hormonally challenged bestie.\u003cbr\u003e\nA little humor for mornings when your patience hasn't clocked in yet.\u003cbr\u003e\nLet's get one thing straight.\u003cbr\u003e\nI'm not angry. I'm warm, I'm tired, my bra is irritating me, and somebody just asked me what's for dinner.\u003cbr\u003e\nAgain.\u003cbr\u003e\nHormones are temporary. My attitude has tenure.\u003cbr\u003e\nSo pour yourself another cup, take a sip, and let the world know that today's behavior comes with a medical disclaimer.\u003cbr\u003e\nSip responsibly. React hormonally. Stay Mildly Feral.","brand":"Mildly Feral","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50605190316251,"sku":"7929071_11189","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/1967\/8171\/files\/enamel-mug-white-12-oz-front-6ac95f19d4da4.jpg?v=1791581992","url":"https:\/\/www.shopmildlyferal.com\/products\/in-my-defense-im-hormonal%e2%84%a2-mildly-feral-statement-mug","provider":"Mildly Feral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}